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Friday, 22 September 2017

Theatre Review: Last Train To Auschwitz

Written By: Mark Armstrong

Format: Play
Genre: Drama
Date: September 21 2017
Location: Epstein Theatre, Liverpool, England

Last Train To Auschwitz, which has just returned to Liverpool's Epstein Theatre, is on many occasions a harrowing, un-nerving and disturbing show to watch. And yet it is also extremely well-performed, bringing to life the horrors of the Nazi concentration camps in a way that few shows, films or television dramas have ever been able to achieve.

This is less a show and more a snapshot; almost like a recreation of events, rather than a presentation of highs and lows. Because the highs do not exist here; it is one low after another, as Last Train To Auschwitz focuses on a group of people whose lives have been drastically changed by the Nazi dictatorship led by Adolf Hitler, which has ultimately seen them transported by train to the most notorious concentration camp of them all in Auschwitz.

We meet two families, with one gypsy grandmother looking after two children named Karl and Anna, and another mother (Miriam, played by Crissy Rock) looking after her two daughters, one of whom - Rachel - has lost her mind due to the chaos caused by World War II. We also meet two sisters, Sarah and Ruth. Ruth is a famous movie star, whose Jewish heritage has nevertheless resulted in her being part of the cast heading to Auschwitz. All are Jewish or Gypsy, and though there are tense arguments, any lingering animosity is overcome by the sheer terror and fear of what is likely to happen to them, partly influenced by the abuse they receive, both verbally and physically, on the train journey alone.

Once they have arrived, things only get worse, with one horrifying incident after another defining their lives, essentially until they become too weak to fight back and die, as terrible as that sounds. The pain that these women and children feel gets worse and worse, with some choosing to risk it all for the small glimmer of hope that they might somehow escape the horrendous conditions they find themselves in. The intimidating presence of the Beast, and his assistant Gretchen (a Jewish lady herself who sides with the Nazis to save her own family from further torture), ensures that the victims continuously lose faith and hope, simply suffering as they slowly die.

Though the entire show is extremely sad and tough to watch, the saddest scenes come towards the end when we realise that only the grandmother managed to survive the ordeal, after allied forces came in to rescue the victims from the camps after the war ended, only to pass away herself suddenly. Though she reunites with those she met along the way in Heaven to close the performance, it is nevertheless a heavy toll to take on the emotions of the audience that this appalling situation, which these characters find themselves in solely because of their religious beliefs, literally has no happy ending for anyone involved. Worst of all is the knowledge that this and many experiences similar to this actually happened during World War II.

The use of still photographs as the background setting is powerful and speaks volumes without saying a word, as do the lack of additional scenery, the minimal props (benches, chairs, a table and a bed) and the lack of any background music. This creates a stark reality and immediately tells the audience that, as odd as this may sound, this is not a show that you will enjoy, but rather an educational experience which is impossible not to touch the emotions of those in attendance.

It was hard at times to make out some of what was being said. The dialogue wasn't always audible due to poor microphones; depending where on the stage that the characters were, some lines couldn't be picked up. Also, certain lines were spoken a little too quickly because, whilst all involved maintained German accents throughout, this led to moments where one couldn't understand what they were hearing. Also, the first half was surprisingly short at 35 minutes, which made the second half at almost 60 minutes a bit of a struggle to watch; a 45/45 split would have been more advisable.

Nevertheless, these minor issues can't take away the fact that this is a very compelling production. It was very interesting that people from three completely different backgrounds, with their own unique circumstances, all bringing them together, and bringing them closer to one another as they couldn't help but bond and care for one another through the torture they were going through. Each person's situations explained why they were on the train, and though they cared little for each other when they first met, they built up safety and support for one another, at times willingly taking punishment to prevent others from receiving such treatment, in particular the young children. It's ironic, but also very disheartening, that ultimately the only way that Miriam can protect her youngest daughter is to end her life herself.

The play portrayed the hopelessness and dread of the captives, but it also provided hope in demonstrating how their friendships became their survival technique. It was very well-acted, the story was easy to follow (partly due to the well-known historical nature of Auschwitz), and everybody involved was completely believable. Crissy Rock steals the show as Miriam with a heart-wrenching portrayal, a major contrast to her usual jolly and comedic self, and her rendition of Yiddishe Mama was very moving; however, all cast members should be proud of their performances.

It's an extremely tough show to watch, so it won't be for everybody, but if you can handle the dark and disturbing subject matter, this is well worth going to see, and it does end on a high note as the characters, now in Heaven, join in with the audience as they clap along to Hava Nagila.

If you want a real insight into what went on at Auschwitz, and a true understanding about what so many members of the German population were forced to endure during the Second World War, I highly recommend that you see this show.

Overall Rating: 8/10 - Very Good

Friday, 16 October 2015

Dirty Dusting

Image Source: Dirty Dusting
Written By: Mark Armstrong

Format: Play
Genre: Comedy
Date: October 14 2015
Location: Epstein Theatre, Liverpool, England

When one sees the name "Dirty Dusting" for a theatre production, one's mind immediately wanders to Dirty Dancing and may consider how the two are related, whether it be the plot, the characters etc. As it turns out, though, there is no connection; Dirty Dusting means something very different.

Indeed, Dirty Dusting tells the story of three cleaners working in a factory: Elsie (Crissy Rock), Gladys (Leah Bell) and Olive (Dolores Porretta), who spend their evenings cleaning up the mess left behind by the employees. The cleaners are middle-aged and not exactly satisfied in their roles, yet they all realise that they have no other option at this point. However, things change when a message left behind by a bossy, rude manager (Lee Brannigan) implies that a new team of cleaners will be brought in, leaving the long-time staff to face termination.

As the three ladies consider their options, a chance phone call which mistakes the company office for an adult phone line gives them the idea to launch their own after-hours sex chat-up lines, based from the very office that they are cleaning. Their theory is that nobody will know that it is them nor that it is being based from the main office, because they are using alternative names and receiving calls on a bounce-back from unused phones in an upstairs part of the building, and if they make a good amount of money over that weekend, it will see them over in the time after they are forced to finish their cleaning roles.

Cue a large amount of sexual innuendo via the conversations held over the phone lines, and via the outfits and props being used by the ladies to motivate them when answering the calls. Mixed in with these are plenty of one-liners which keep the momentum going in each scene (the production as a whole is divided into four main parts, two pre-intermission and two post-intermission), and the fairly swift pace ensures that if you don't find one joke very funny, it won't take long to wait for another one to tickle your funny bone instead.

As for the climax? Well, let's just say that what seems like the impossible suddenly becomes possible, and I should also point out that you will want to stick around until the very end; there are one or two moments at the conclusion which may be something of a surprise.

Although Crissy Rock is the biggest name involved and delivers a suitable amount of laughs, it is Leah Bell who steals the show with a deliberately over-the-top technique to answering the phone calls, and what turns out to be a secretly raunchy personality when disclosing how her phone line experiences have suddenly improved her own sex life with equally middle-aged husband Billy (who we don't see). Dolores Porretta also delivers some laughs, albeit less regularly, and whilst Lee Brannigan comes across as unfunny if not too serious and trying too hard to act at the beginning, by the end you would not recognise his character, such are the sudden changes that we see in his personality towards the end.

Unquestionably, whether you enjoy Dirty Dusting or not depends on your personal tastes and your sense of humour. If sexual innuendo and somewhat adult-orientated visuals are not your thing, then you won't enjoy this show. If, on the other hand, you're more accepting of such elements, then you will probably get a real kick out of Dirty Dusting. To paraphrase a line from the aforementioned Dirty Dancing, you may not have the time of your life watching Dirty Dusting, but if it meets your sense of humour, then you will definitely have a good time.

Overall Rating: 7.5/10 - Good

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

Written By: Mark Armstrong

Provided By: The Epstein Theatre

Hit comedy Dirty Dusting shines on the Epstein stage

After a sellout UK tour in 2014, the smash hit show Dirty Dusting returns to the stage this year and comes to Liverpool’s Epstein Theatre this October for a strictly limited run.  The play is written by the same team that brought you the hugely popular Waiting For Gateaux, which ran at the theatre earlier this year.

Dirty Dusting stars TV actress and comedian Crissy Rock (Benidorm and I’m A Celebrity), Leah Bell (actress and comedian), Dolores Porretta (Stage and TV actress) and introducing Lee Brannigan.

Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be ‘put out to pasture’ by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to find a way to make ends meet.

A chance wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not run a Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss, they could be on to a real winner.

Needless to say… things don’t go entirely according to plan.

Dirty Dusting is a heart-warming, laugh-out-loud, feel good comedy that will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone.

North East based writers Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood have written eleven successful plays including Dirty Dusting and the popular Waiting For Gateaux, which ran at the theatre earlier this year. The play is also directed by Leah Bell.

Get your glad rags on and your feather dusters at the ready and pick up your sparkling telephone to book your tickets now.

Dirty Dusting runs at the Epstein Theatre from Monday October 12-Thursday October 15. You can book tickets by clicking here.

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

LHK Productions Looking For Talented Dancers To Perform In The Regions Biggest Variety Show

Written By: Mark Armstrong

Provided By: LHK Productions

All talented young dancers looking for an opportunity to appear on the Liverpool Epstein Theatre stage should get their dancing shoes on and audition for LHK Productions’ latest production, Tonight’s The Night.

Auditions are set to take place at The Liner Hotel Liverpool on Sunday May 10, and registration is at 12pm. Male and female dancers aged 6-14 and 15-20 are invited to come down and audition. All styles of dance are welcome, so anyone who thinks they have what it takes to represent the region are welcome to apply.

This spectacular night of live entertainment will see the finest up and coming artists from all across the region take to the stage performing show-stopping numbers and confirming the Northwest is bursting with the most talented performers in the UK.

Get ready for a night of top class entertainment as LHK Productions brings you Tonight’s the Night, the region’s No.1 Variety show to the Liverpool Epstein Theatre in November for one night only!

Hosting the night is local legend and star of ITV’s Benidorm and I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Liverpool’s TV favourite and comedian Crissy Rock. Crissy will host and provide lots of laughs throughout the night with her stand-up routines.

Be sure to get down to The Liner Hotel for a chance to feature in a display of sparkling new talent from Liverpool’s favourite and freshest production company.

Dancer auditions for Tonight’s The Night, aimed at ages 6-14 and 15-20, will be held on Sunday May 10 at 12.00 at The Liner Hotel, Lord Nelson Street, Liverpool L3 5QB.